I Like Candy When It’s Wrapped in a Sweater
Thursday, January 03, 2008 at 09:36am by freakgirlA Project Runway haiku, as I am too busy stuffing my mouth full of Reese’s Peanut Butter Cups to do a proper post.
Clothes out of candy.
Twizzlers? Wrappers? Pillows, too.
Silver swimmies? Ugh.
See the looks here. Let’s discuss how much Christian is annoying me.
1. Joanne said ( Thursday, January 03, 2008 at 10:14 am )
I love a Haiku!
Now? There is now way on earth
I can’t do one too.
He is annoying isn’t he? I can only barely stand him because the TV separates us. He would drive me crazy if I were living or working with him. Ugh – he just seems so young and so obnoxious.
I thought Chris really redeemed himself last night, there was much talk about whether or not he ‘deserved’ to come back in the competition, so I was glad to see such a nice dress from him. I thought maybe Jillian should have won, since hers was clearly the hardest to do.
2. freakgirl said ( Thursday, January 03, 2008 at 10:56 am )
I loved Chris’ dress. But Rami’s – wow. It really captured the fun spirit of the challenge and it was kick-ass to boot. Those pleats!
3. Laura said ( Thursday, January 03, 2008 at 11:24 am )
I was impressed by Jillian, but Twizzlers were a bad idea and that top jumped away from the body. I thought Rami’s was adorable and I thought Ricky’s also captured the challenge’s fun. Looks wise, I really liked Chris’. Christian’s was fine, but he could have
made it a little funner – I mean, he had plenty of time! Depending on the light, it looked kind of like melted mud. Victorya’s was just stupid and don’t get me started on that walk! She should have been auffed for the walk alone!
4. Michael said ( Thursday, January 03, 2008 at 1:44 pm )
……and that top jumped away from the body.
Geez, Laura, they don’t make Twizzlers out of cotton jersey!
What’s not to love about Christian and his snotty remarks and stupid hair? He’s the BRAT.
I think Rami and Zach Posen did it after the show. Sparks!
5. freakgirl said ( Thursday, January 03, 2008 at 1:48 pm )
Totally.
6. Laura said ( Thursday, January 03, 2008 at 2:07 pm )
Maybe Jillian should have used some fabric and used the Twizzlers as trim? I just think it’s funny that the designer who couldn’t use the fat lady’s old dress because it had pleats or darts or something tied herself up with ropey red licorice!
7. Michael said ( Thursday, January 03, 2008 at 3:00 pm )
Rami on a stick
Someday soon I’ll make you mine
Call me! Zach Posen.
8. Michael said ( Thursday, January 03, 2008 at 3:25 pm )
PS It was only AFTER I went to incorporate some Bow Wow Wow into my haiku that I realized the genius of your post title, FG.
9. freakgirl said ( Thursday, January 03, 2008 at 4:16 pm )
:: bows ::
10. Lisa said ( Thursday, January 03, 2008 at 4:21 pm )
bratty Christian
his hair annoys us all, but
better than Dan V.
11. Lisa said ( Thursday, January 03, 2008 at 4:21 pm )
hershey’s challenge
lots more fun than SJP
Rami for the win
12. Lisa said ( Thursday, January 03, 2008 at 4:25 pm )
one more:
sweet twizzler dress
candy falls on the runway
Jill’s face is red
This is fun!
13. Michael said ( Thursday, January 03, 2008 at 4:34 pm )
Bitch, you are trippin’
Nothing’s better than Daniel.
Vosovic p’owns me.
14. Michael said ( Thursday, January 03, 2008 at 4:37 pm )
Oh, fudge! Is it like “pohn” or “pee-own”?
15. freakgirl said ( Thursday, January 03, 2008 at 5:01 pm )
pohn
16. Michael said ( Thursday, January 03, 2008 at 5:08 pm )
OK. Works then.
Did you see that Danny V designed NYLO wear in association with the hotels?
17. vicky said ( Thursday, January 03, 2008 at 9:02 pm )
I thought it was judged correctly this ep. I loved Chris’ dress though. I actually really didn’t like Ricky’s even though it seemed like a lot of people including Tim Gunn in his blog liked it. The bubble skirt is not good. Even on a Hershey kiss dress.
I thought Chris’s dress was awesome.
I was not surprised to hear that Elisa had suffered a head injury. Do you think that she was so peculiar before the accident?
18. freakgirl said ( Thursday, January 03, 2008 at 9:11 pm )
I thought Ricky’s dress was really fun. I hate bubble skirts, too, but with a Candy theme, it works.
I know it’s shitty, but we all had the same thought about Elisa, didn’t we? I wonder if, for certain people, staring death in the face just makes you a different person. Someone who doesn’t really care about what others think. I find her strange and refreshing. Sorry to see her go.
(also, when she told the story of her accident, I knew she would be auf’d)
19. yahtzee said ( Friday, January 04, 2008 at 9:57 am )
I did too, FG. They tried to throw us a little bit with Sweet P’s retrospective.
Rami made quite the impression this episode – in any number of senses. He should wear that one black shirt more often.
20. Heather said ( Saturday, January 05, 2008 at 10:55 pm )
You know, I was HATING Christian until I watched a marathon of this season on NYE (*cough* loser! *cough*) and I realized, after seeing him make his snarky comments episode after episode, that he’s actually pretty damn funny. I think this was the first episode where I didn’t want him and his stupid hair to disappear. I think he got me when he said sarcastically, “Great, we get to make shit out of candy.”
21. freakgirl said ( Sunday, January 06, 2008 at 10:40 am )
I think he’s hilarious. But he needs to get over himself a bit. Nobody should be finishing that early. He doesn’t take direction or critiques…which so far has worked for him, but aside from the challenge he won, I think he does only enough to land in the middle of the pack.
Also, his dress this week was just a re-tread of the coffee filter dress and Chloe’s leaf dress (I think it was Chloe).
I do agree, though, Heather, his snarky remarks are pretty funny.
22. Melissa said ( Sunday, January 06, 2008 at 10:54 pm )
How can you not love a person who allows himself to be carried in a totebag?