The One Where We Find Out Kevin is a Top
Friday, September 04, 2009 at 08:32am by freakgirl
And just like that, Jeff and Jordan’s reign of power comes to an end.
As you know, last week Kevin was HOH and nominated Michele and Jeff. Michele pulled out a Veto win for herself, which was great to see, leaving Kevin no choice but to put Jordan up on the block next to her sweetie, Jeff. We keep waiting for Kevin to turn on Natalie, as he did Jeff, but it hasn’t happened yet. Please happen soon.
So, last night, Jeff was evicted from the house, with Kevin casting the tiebreaking vote. As much as I enjoyed Jeff and Jordan, Kevin did the right thing for himself. Also, last night, Julie Chen asked Kevin what it was like opening Pandora’s Box the other day. Kevin told her that usually he doesn’t mind being forcibly bent over a box, and Julie nearly went into labor right there in the 8 o’clock hour. I laughed and laughed.
Over at the Jury House, Lydia was gross. She literally cannot keep her hands off Jessie. Russell arrived after his eviction, screaming “TECHNOTRONICS! TECHOTRONICS!” and seriously, dude, let’s give that a rest, okay? It is not the catchphrase you think it is. Everyone knows the catchphrase is, “You got got.” Did you guys hear Jeff say it to Jordan? “Jeff, I’m sad.” “Because I got got?” I laughed and laughed, again.
So yadda yadda, Jeff was voted out. The HOH competition was a question and answer thing and somehow, SOMEHOW, the planets aligned and some knowledge finally beamed down into that stank rat’s nest Natalie calls her hair and seeped into her brain and NATALIE WON HOH.
Oh, god.
The real power this week, though, is the Veto, right? If you hold the Veto, you choose who goes home. Unless Natalie wins it, but come on. So I guess she will nominate Jordan and Michele. My hope is for Michele to win Veto and send Jordan home. I realize now I’m rooting for Kevin to win.
Also, Pandora’s Box Redux? Is it too much to hope that if Natalie sticks her hand into it, it will suck her into another dimension and we’ll never see her again?
What did everyone else think? Also, our Final Four contains one member of each original clique. Kind of cool, eh?
1. Sandyjoys said ( Friday, September 04, 2009 at 12:44 pm )
I’m still rooting for Michele, but Kevin would be ok. Sadly, I think that Michele would have to win Veto and vote for Kevin in order for her to have a chance.
2. Papercuts! said ( Friday, September 04, 2009 at 3:34 pm )
As long as Natalie doesn’t win.
I was a bit premature last night in my declaration that I was done for the season. There’s still a chance that Natalie won’t win, but the three of them sure are making it easy for her. So I’ll amend my statement and bail if she makes it to the final two.
Also you forgot the part where Jessie tore off his tank top like Hulk Hogan in 1988 for no apparent reason when Russell arrived. Oh and more Jury House nonsense: EVERYONE’S MAD AT NATALIE! Which is kind of awesome.
3. freakgirl said ( Friday, September 04, 2009 at 3:39 pm )
Even if Natalie wins, I can’t begrudge her that. I don’t like her, but she’s played. Let others do her dirty work, been in everyone’s business, had everyone’s ear, and all without (up until last night) winning a single competition.
Also, I don’t believe anyone in that house is really angry at Natalie.
And I’m trying to forget the part about Jessie tearing off his shirt. Lydia probably had to change her underwear after that. I just grossed myself out, thanks.
4. chele said ( Friday, September 04, 2009 at 3:46 pm )
I haven’t really been rooting for anyone to win – mostly because each and every one of the house guests just irritate the hell out of me.
I have to mute the TV every time Natalie speaks. *shudder* Her voice makes me have seizures.
I guess the only combination that wouldn’t make me stab myself in both eyes would be Michele and Kevin. I’d probably only poke myself in one eye a little bit if that happens.
5. yogagirl said ( Friday, September 04, 2009 at 11:25 pm )
I’m a lerker, and only post now and then, but I look forward to reading everyone’s comments every week during BB season.
that being said, although it may have been the smartest decision Kevin made this season, I’m not watching the finale With that gross non showering girl winning HOH, I’m not sure I can stomach the rest of the season. Plus, I think Jeff played the best game in the house besides Michelle. I’m a little bitter, yes…..but even in the evil dick days I hung i there. This year I’m just grossed out beyond comprehension. I hear what you’re all saying about Natalie’s game, but the girl is like nails on a chalkboard to me.
And that’s my two cents
6. Amy said ( Saturday, September 05, 2009 at 10:00 am )
My favorite part of the night was when Julie purposely scared Natalie by saying, “You revealed a secret this week.” Natalie turned 23 shades of pale and got that, “Oh shit!” look on her face, thinking, “When did people find out my age???” Then Julie did the whole dragonfly thing. Loved it!
7. freakgirl said ( Saturday, September 05, 2009 at 10:34 am )
Now that I re-read this, I realize I probably should have titled this “The One Where We Find Out Kevin is a BOTTOM.”
Although, really, either way, I suppose.
8. Nicci J said ( Saturday, September 05, 2009 at 10:48 am )
I think I wouldn’t mind Natalie’s low game tactics, if she just owned them. The fact she walks around bleeting about her morals and staying honest, and blaming all the hijinx on other people is what really irritates me. I’m pretty sure she believes her own spin on situations, which is kind of worrisome, actually, lol
9. freakgirl said ( Saturday, September 05, 2009 at 4:30 pm )
I was happy to read this interview with Jeff (TURN OFF THE CAPS, DUDE), where he says that he regrets using the “f” word a lot in the beginning of the show and that he apologized to Kevin while he was still in the house:
http://blog.zap2it.com/fromins.....-jeff.html
10. Constant Gina said ( Saturday, September 05, 2009 at 5:21 pm )
Love you too Jeff, really hopin on that Pandoras Box to return you to the show>!
11. Maggie said ( Sunday, September 06, 2009 at 3:13 pm )
I would love for Jordan to win, but I don’t think that can happen. So I’ll take either Kevin or Michele, preferably Michele, to win in the end. I don’t really want Natalie to win, just because I agree with the nails on the chalkboard sentiment. I don’t hate Natalie for any specific reason except that her personality grates and I want to kick her when I see her walk.
12. freakgirl said ( Sunday, September 06, 2009 at 4:47 pm )
I agree about Natalie. I just find her offensive — the way she walks, the way she talks, the way she looks like she doesn’t shower. And I feel that she’d spend her $500K on candy.