The one where JESSIE’S PANTS
Saturday, August 29, 2009 at 06:48pm by Maggie
Oh, what a feeling!
I must apologize for my lateness in putting this post together. When I watched the episode on Thursday I was drunk, so I don’t remember a lot of the show because I was so busy talking drunken smack at it. So I’ll do my best, and you guys fill in the rest in the comments.
Kevin and Natalie scheme about getting rid of Jeff next week regardless of their word to him.
Jordan doesn’t like to be yelled at and called fat.
Russell walks around acting like King Shit and tries to make people uncomfortable.
Russell gets told by Jeff in no uncertain terms that “he got got.”
Russell, just before eviction, gives a speech where he indicates he’d like to be friends and his behaviour was game-play only. He likens himself to greats like Boogie. BOOGIE? Ugh.
Michele feels like she has no alliance and is really upset that Russell will be voted out.
Russell reiterates with Julie Chen that he was just playing all those roles of the big BB greats and that he’s really a nice guy. Fortunately, he has to spend a week alone with Jessie and Lydia, so we get to test that theory.
In the Sequester House, Jessie is eating a special meal in a plate with sections, like a baby, when Lydia waltzes in. She is grabbing at him, hugging at him, hitting at him, wrestling him, saying “I hate you I love you” and he’s all LYDIA I am EATING a MEAL here. Anyway, you know if they can peel those ridiculous wrestler pants off him, they’ll have an eventful evening.
After eviciton, the housguests had to slide around on “graham crackers”, going back and forth trying to fill a glass globe with enough “hot chocolate” to cause the “marshmallow” inside to float to the top. Whomever gets to their marshmallow first is the winner, or something like that. Julie Chen advises that the number of trips back and forth in order to complete the task is somewhere along the 4-mile mark. Oy. So tune in tomorrow or highlight below, to see the winner of the competition.
The new HOH is Kevin
1. freakgirl said ( Saturday, August 29, 2009 at 7:37 pm )
Russell also compared himself to Evel Dick. Whatevs.
How come we haven’t had any of those “catch up with last year’s houseguests” segments this season?
2. freakgirl said ( Saturday, August 29, 2009 at 7:37 pm )
Also?
YOU GOT GOT.
3. Maggie said ( Saturday, August 29, 2009 at 8:11 pm )
Who do you want to catch up with? Gimme Dan and I’m happy.
Do you suppose that Russell got got?
Did he mention Evel Dick before MIke Boogie? Because when my brain hears the name of Boogie, and I’ve been drinking, I go deaf and start screaming and splashing wine in everyone’s face. Because I’m a “class act.”
4. freakgirl said ( Saturday, August 29, 2009 at 8:45 pm )
I just like seeing what people are up to. Especially because they all think they are going to be famous when they leave the house.
Also, this is only a rumor, but my friend’s neighbor’s cousin’s mom told me that Russell got got.
5. Maggie said ( Saturday, August 29, 2009 at 9:00 pm )
Oh man. Poor Russell. I don’t envy him getting got. However, if Russell explains his strategy as being taken from the BB greats again when he goes to the Sequester House, I might get the impression that his gameplay involved acting like the greats of BB over the years. But I might not believe it.
6. Michael said ( Saturday, August 29, 2009 at 9:09 pm )
I know you’ve mentioned this before, but is Julie, like, CRAFTING right before the live show? Sorting through her Christmas ornaments? How else to explain all that glitter on her face?
7. Maggie said ( Sunday, August 30, 2009 at 1:08 am )
Glitter makes pregnant people look like festive holidays.
8. freakgirl said ( Sunday, August 30, 2009 at 8:48 am )
Glitter got got.
9. Amy said ( Sunday, August 30, 2009 at 11:15 am )
The recapper on TVGasm wrote “Russell gat gat” – using Jeff’s accent. I almost fell off the couch.