Do it! Throw her!

During the live show on Thursday, Lydia showed us how creepy she actually is by sneaking into the HoH room while Jessie was asleep, then talked to the DR about how vulnerable he is and if he makes her mad, she could do “whatever I wanted” while he was asleep. Lydia, YOU ARE SCARY.

Before eviction, Casey tried to get some of the house to rally around him, pleading to Russell to join him and Jeff. Russell made no promises.

Chenbot then introduced us to Jordan and Jeff’s families. Seriously, if I hadn’t heard that horrifying anti-gay tirade that Jeff spewed forth in the first week on the game (it was edited out of the television broadcast), I’d be in love with him despite his knowledge of technotronics. Jordan’s family is also very sweet. It cracked me up that both families thought the two should get together.

During the live show, Julie asked Lydia about the fight she had with Natalie about sharing beds in the house. Lydia pretended the fight was meaningless while Jessie made a horrible, “I got too many chicks!” face. Whatever, last week, boring. They evicted Casey and he wore his banana pepper outfit on his way out of the house while Natalie screamed at him.

The HoH competition was a horrible ordeal that had the Housguests swinging around on a thingy while getting rained on and hit by a giant, uh, diploma. Kevin was first man down and won $5000. Lydia dropped next and won a flat screen tv. Then Natalie started making puking faces because she wasn’t doing too well with the spinning and the smashing. Ronnie fell off, then after gagging and wretching, Natalie fell down and won nothing.

Blargh! Hack hoowah! Ungablurng!

Finally, the last two swingers were Russell and Jeff. They asked everyone to go inside and Russell made a deal that he wouldn’t put up either Jeff or Jordan, on his father’s life. Instead, he would nominate Ronnie. Jeff agreed, Russell won, then Lydia got creepy again. So…what happened to Ronnie and Russell’s sooper sekrit alliance? Did that just evaporate?

During the competition, Jordan won the right to be a Have this week, but she also had to choose three people to be Have Nots. She did this the most fair way she could think of: by lottery. Natalie took her lumps with a smile on her face. Kevin did as well. Jessie, on the other hand, nearly had a panic attack. Aw, too bad.

Lydia came to visit Russell at her earliest convenience and oozed all over him in his bed. He was friendly, but outed her right away to everyone else. Ronnie also came to visit him for some reassurance. Both Lydia and Ronnie made the funniest faces when they found themselves on the block. Russell told Ronnie that he was a snake, and so Russell must now be a mongoose and get that snake. He told Lydia nothing.

Oh yeah, everyone was grossed out by America’s Choice, squid and squash. These people have never heard of calamari? I mean, come on!