“And then I lied, and then I lied some more, and then I lied some lying lies, and then I killed a dragonfly, and then I lies lies lies and even though I’m only 18, my boyfriend is 42, and then we’re all going to do some final two flips. You guys totally fell for that, didn’t you?”

REALLY, Natalie? First she opens Pandora’s Box even though she won’t be able to play for Veto, meaning that Kevin will have one fewer chance to get off the block, because she plans to put him up (and his DR where he calls her a “biznatch” was hysterical), and then her boyfriend PROPOSES to her and she’s all, “Eh, okay,” and then won’t even kiss him on the mouth, and he is actually CRYING because apparently he loves her for some reason, and she’s all, “Hey, sushi.”

GAH.

Meanwhile, the opening of Pandora’s Box has triggered a surreal nightmare downstairs, where the houseguests are chased by people dressed as cats, babies and cockroaches. It’s kind of awesome. After Natalie emerges from the HOH Room, she tries to act like something bad happened and tells everyone that the box had a thing called Final Two Flip, or something like that, where if she made it Final Two and got enough votes to win, her winning votes would be awarded to her opponent instead. She’s all, “OH, WELL.”

And everyone else is all, “Um, you are a smelly liar.”

What was the POINT of all that? Why lie at all? And if you’re going to lie, why not tell a good lie, like you got to talk to a jury member and the jury member told you that they all planned to vote for Michele to win or something? Natalie is just…she just is.

So she knows they know she’s lying, and she comes clean about the engagement. But not before being all, “I totally had you guys, didn’t I? I totally fooled you all, didn’t I? I was awesome, wasn’t I, while I was telling you lies,” and they’re all, “Um, not really.”

Not much else happened. They had a Luxury Competition that attempted to recapture the magic from BB10 that was Renny and the socks, but it went without much drama.

So, nominations come, and Natalie is wearing a bathrobe and an…inflatable…plastic…crown? And sunglasses? OH NATALIE, SHUT UP. Natalie nominates Kevin and Michele, saying that Michele is her real target. I still can’t figure out why she nominated Kevin, though. Am I incorrect in thinking that the only person who can vote this week is the Veto holder? So if Michele wins Veto, who’s to say she won’t vote off Kevin?

Either way, I’m pretty sure Kevin is done with Natalie as a partner and I’m hoping for her to get ousted next week.

Also, America’s Vote for Favorite Player is open. Who will you be voting for?