FINAL THREE, BABY, Which We Will Celebrate With Drinks Even Though I Am Only 18 Years Old And Therefore Cannot Drink Legally

Wednesday, September 09, 2009 at 07:52am by freakgirl


Remember that time I spent an entire summer having no personality and then finally showed some way too late? Yeah…

Oh, Michele. You have no one to blame but yourself. You could have convinced Kevin to keep you if you hadn’t been so damn passive all season. I guess he decided to keep Jordan because she doesn’t win competitions? Neither does Natalie. I keep hope alive that Kevin plans to dump Natalie at Final Two. Unfortunately, he has nobody to bounce theories off, since Jordan is barely speaking without drooling these days and Natalie is living in The Land of Natalia, where she is Queen and spends her days with her manservants Jessie and Chima. Let’s hope someone in the Diary Room knocks some sense into him.

Sigh.

Anyway, Natalie spends most of this episode telling everyone she’s no longer aligned with Kevin, and then telling everyone that they need to win the Veto and save Kevin. I don’t think Natalie even knows what’s truth and what’s not anymore. When your first instinct in any situation is to tell a lie, it’s time to take a good hard look at yourself, dontcha think?

So this episode gave us the Veto competition, which was rather complicated. I won’t go into it, but Michele’s first attempt couldn’t have been wronger, Jordan couldn’t even get started, and Kevin won easily. I read on the feeds that Kevin told Natalie that a technical issue forced him to stand near the wall for a while, where he not only had time to think but apparently also briefly saw the answers? Sucks when stuff like this happens, but it happens every season and it’s tough for me to get upset about it anymore.

After Kevin won the Veto, Natalie jumped up and down and ran to her HOH fridge to get drinks for her and Kevin to toast themselves. And that’s when Michele and Jordan realized that maybe Natalie and Kevin were aligned after all. UH, DUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUH.

At the live Veto Ceremony, Michele makes a great case for herself and tells Kevin she will spend her time in the Jury House turning everyone against him. Ha! He evicts her anyway.

Part One of the HOH competition begins. If you don’t want to wait until tomorrow to find out, the winner was   Kevin  .

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7 responses for this post

  1. 1.   Maggie said  ( Wednesday, September 09, 2009 at 8:20 pm )

    I loved that Natalie’s HOH room included booze, because while they didn’t spill the beans, they sure gave Natalie rope to spill them herself. Which she totally did. But why didn’t the others notice?

  2. 2.   freakgirl said  ( Thursday, September 10, 2009 at 8:55 am )

    I know. She’s been drinking the whole time. Has nobody questioned her? Likely they’re all just too self-absorbed to think about it.

  3. 3.   Nicci J said  ( Thursday, September 10, 2009 at 10:26 am )

    They’ve questioned it, but probably assumed they’re paranoid, lol.

    The booze, the supposed poker in Vegas, the older boyfriend. Although FAVOURITE my was when they were talking about original 90210, and Michele realized Nat would have been too young to watch it. Like, 3 years old. But nothing ever comes of it! It’s so frustrating, lol. It would have been awesome if Shannen Doherty had essentially solved the case ;)

    I heard that Boogie is on tonight. No amount of Janelle will compensate. Like this final 3 isn’t suck enough, they bring back genital wart boy? dnw :(

  4. 4.   freakgirl said  ( Thursday, September 10, 2009 at 10:45 am )

    Ew, Boogie, whatever. What about Janelle? She’s coming on tonight, too?

  5. 5.   Nicci J said  ( Thursday, September 10, 2009 at 10:50 am )

    Janelle, Boogie, Dick and Danielle? I think that was it. I heart Janelle, and her mad twitterings, lol

  7. 7.   Nicci J said  ( Thursday, September 10, 2009 at 7:03 pm )

    I saw that… and then on the feeds, all three of them are packing now, and doing the eviction night routine. It’s so confusing!

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