It’s Thursday Night Live at Big Brother and Julie has pulled out her safari wear for the occasion. In honor of Survivor: Gabon, perhaps? We go to the house post-Veto Ceremony and nominee Renny tells us that Memphis can kiss her ass. Nominee Keesha cries about potentially being separated from Renny, but notes she doesn’t want to leave the house. Jerry tells us that Memphis screwed him over. JUDAS! BETRAYAL! HONK! He crawls under his Marines blanket for safety. Dan congratulates himself, as Dan is wont to do. And why not?

Jerry and Keesha go up the HOH to talk, and Jerry points out to Keesha that Dan & Memphis are in an alliance. Keesha’s basically all, “Um, duh.” Later, Keesha and Renny discuss the fact that Memphis will probably take Dan to the end, despite what he’s let other people assume. Oddly enough, they both seem okay with that. Meanwhile, Jerry walks around telling everyone that he’s their only shot at the half million and Memphis blah blah blah. He says the word “betray” about fifty times and I want him to Just. Shut. Up.

Renny and Keesha drink wine and talk about how the game has changed them. I’m sorry — an introspective discussion in the Big Brother house? Have I entered Bizarro World? Renny starts to cry and tells Keesha she will make a wonderful mother (”motha”) one day and it’s awfully sweet, barring the fact that Renny has a full inch of pink sparkles coating her eyelids.

After a commercial, Julie and her jungle-themed ensemble show us a little montage about what a sensitive dude Memphis is. Guess what? Memphis’ dad is a womanizer! We also meet one of Memphis’ friends, and I guess they have a bro dress code, as he is dressed exactly like Memphis, down to the stupid hat.

Back to the live show, where Julie shows the house footage of Jerry falling in the pool. Dan is so excited by this, he jumps up in the air and pumps his fist. Julie then asks Dan and Renny about their teasing/combative relationship, and Renny says something about Dan ending up in her bed and Julie completely panics and barks, “TMI!”

All right, bitches, let’s get down to business. JURY HOUSE. Libra looks great and tells us she’s hoping to see April evicted. And her wish comes true — when April comes in, she laughs out loud — HA HA HA. April tells us how she’s so much more powerful than the actual players because she gets to pick the winner. Keep telling yourself that, LOSER. She also tells us that she hopes Keesha gets evicted next and has to sleep in the yard. Oh April, you are ugly inside and out and I haven’t missed you even a little. However, Michelle is the next evictee to arrive and, after Michelle screams for ten hours, they watch the DVD she’s brought. Michelle and April talk about how fat Keesha’s gotten. WTF? (Libra just sits quietly rolling her eyes a little.) April talks about leaving the house with her “dignity and pride,” and I gaily flip over to the YouTube video where she instructs Ollie to cum on her.

Now that I’m completely grossed out…April is trying to squeeze out tears while she watches footage of Ollie in that endurance HOH competition. They see Dan’s “Replacement Nominee Roulette” bit and Libra squeals, “FATHER DAN!,” all scandalized. The next evictee, Ollie, shows up, and everyone jumps around screaming and acting like he’s just won a million dollars. YAY, WE ARE LOSERS!

And so goes the Great Reunion of Dumb and Dumber. Vomit.

Time to vote. Memphis votes to evict Renny and Dan does the same. Awwww. Sniff. Bye, Little Edie. You were lots of party, lots of wow. Julie evicts her, everyone says goodbye and Renny walks out for her Chenterview. She blows kisses and gladhands the audience. Love it. Everyone’s goodbye speeches to Renny talk about how she cooked for them. Really? That’s the best you all could do? Renny blows a raspberry at Jerry’s in particular. Keesha cries through her whole message. Aw.

Julie goes back to the house to start the HOH competition. The picture wall shows clips from various competitions throughout the season, and they have to answer some True/False questions about what they’ve seen. Apparently they were able to study the photos over the last day or so, as well. Keesha SUCKS at this competition. But Dan does not, and he wins HOH! YEAH!!! The crowd goes wild.

The houseguests aren’t immediately let back into the house, and when they are, there is a big old guy in his underpants sitting on the couch. A sumo wrestler? Huh? Apparently he’s a clue to their next luxury competition. Dan tries to get Jerry to fight the guy, heh. The man starts talking in another language and the closed captioning tells us that the man is “sitting on the information” they need. I don’t know about them, but I wouldn’t be interested in whatever is under a diapered man’s ass.

The show ends with Dan concentrating so hard it looks like he’s passing a kidney stone.