Hey, all. I’m running waaaaaaaaaaaaaay behind on this recap, and with the finale tomorrow, I’ve decided to just throw this up (gross) and let you debate whether they chose the right Final Two. Assuming anyone still cares, that is.

Three guys. Two songs each. One goes home.

The three are Danny “my poor dead wife” Gokey, Kris “personality of lint” Allen, and Adam “just give me the damned title already” Lambert.

They each perform two songs – one assigned by a judge, the other their own choice. No one screwed up either the assigned or chosen tunes this year. However, Simon thought Kara royally screwed up in her choice for Kris. This is the same Simon who later molested Paula before the horrified gazes of Danny and Ryan.  It was quite a night.

And one was sent home Wednesday night. Not surprisingly, it wasn’t Adam. Somewhat surprisingly, it was Danny. I guess that scream heard ’round the world couldn’t be ignored by America for one more week.

So, there you have it. The Top Two are Adam and Kris. Next up: the two-night season finale, absolutely guaranteed to be made of mostly filler and crap. Make sure you set those TiVOs and DVRs to run about an hour late…they’re bound to push the results to the final seconds and beyond.