The Man, the Myth, the Moron
Friday, August 14, 2009 at 03:09pm by Maggie
Last night’s BB was a bit less interesting than I’d hoped.
Jessie basically spent the entire week acting as though he were already on the block, super paranoid that Teh Powr of Teh Wizardz was going to get him evicted. And it did, but holy hell, SHUT UP. He fought with Russell as though the whole thing was Russell’s fault, simply because Russell didn’t choose Jessie to compete for Veto. Annoying.
Not that he was wrong, not by any means. Jeff stood up and declared he’d be using his Coup d’Etat. He looked around and said, “Welcome to the party!” Then after being prompted, he took Lydia and Russell off the block and replaced them with Natalie and Jessie. As soon as Jessie heard his name, he took off his tshirt to reveal a stupid, self-promotional tshirt and then started mumbling the nonsensical poo he was best known for last season.
Upon his eviction, he SHOVED Kevin away really hard when Kevin tried to say goodbye. He came out of the house and behaved like such a douchebag, that I have to give Julie kudos for not just telling him to fuck off.
The person I was hoping to hear from was Chima, but unless her outrage was quietly edited out, she did nothing. Also, according to the feed coverage, the Houseguests had been speculating as to why the live show was happening early and they probably figured it out. So, no Hurricane Chima for us. However, we did get to hear from her family and friend, and I had to laugh when they all basically said that Chima was out of control and if she wants to win, she needs to calm the fuck down. I’m paraphrasing, of course.
Next, Julie explained the world’s most confusing HOH game and asked if everyone understood. The response was mostly crickets and a single, doubtful “yes?” Michele won, and I don’t know what that means, but I’m guessing she’ll stick with the women’s alliance and nominate Jeff and Russell, which is what I think Chima will want her to do. We’ll see.
B-SIDE, I see you!
Also, what did you guys think of Chenbot’s outfit? I love watching her get bigger each week, and I can’t wait to see what she wears next. Her dress was so cute from the front, but I didn’t like the way the back was puffy.
1. freakgirl said ( Friday, August 14, 2009 at 4:50 pm )
I thought Julie looked adorable, like a cupcake.
My dad thinks that the ouster of Jessie is going to result in a super-alliance of Chima, Natalie and Lydia and that we will all live to regret wanting Jessie to leave.
I FEAR HE IS CORRECT.
2. Maggie said ( Friday, August 14, 2009 at 5:53 pm )
Yep, me too. Chima is nuts. I don’t know where Kevin stands in this whole thing, other than sticking to Lydia and hoping she’ll save him, even though he didn’t use the Veto on her. If the women band together, I see all the men leaving with Kevin being the last to go. Unless of course, something happens to change that. I could easily see Chima, Lydia and Natalie blow up like a meth lab. None of those women are logical, and I don’t even think they like each other. I know Lydia and Natalie don’t.
If Michele doesn’t put up Russell and Jeff, I think she’ll put up Jeff and Jordan.
3. Michael said ( Saturday, August 15, 2009 at 9:01 am )
I thought the same as you, Maggie, about Julie’s dress. CUTE from the front, but not so much in profile.
I never minded Jessie as much as many of you. He’s not as smart as he thinks he is, but he’s way smarter than most of these dumb whores. Faint praise, yes.
There’s not one of these remaining players who I can really get behind. Well, put Jeff in nice suit, tape his mouth shut, and erase his homophobic rant from my memory…I could get behind that.
4. Papercuts! said ( Saturday, August 15, 2009 at 10:39 am )
OK, things got really interesting in the house last night and I won’t spoil anything (because every time I try to use spoiler tags, they don’t work.
But my goodness, it’s a big deal.
5. Maggie said ( Saturday, August 15, 2009 at 11:19 am )
Michael, I wouldn’t go anywhere near saying Jessie is “way smarter.” Is he smarter than Jordan? Yes. Is he more articulate than PhD Michele? Sadly, yes.
I’m so with you about Jeff, though. My but he’s pretty. I wish he’d never said those horrible things so I could really root for him, but he’s pretty.
Papercuts! Send me a spoilery email if you don’t mind?
6. freakgirl said ( Saturday, August 15, 2009 at 2:13 pm )
I don’t know what’s wrong w/the spoiler tags. I’ll try to work on it next week. Sorry, guys.
7. Papercuts! said ( Saturday, August 15, 2009 at 5:08 pm )
I hit you up, Maggie.
Well, Andy Dehnart has run the story about what happened over at Reality Blurred. So head over there if you’re still interested about it.