Oh, Jackie Taylor

Wednesday, September 10, 2008 at 10:42am by freakgirl

Boy, Jackie’s life has taken quite an awful turn over the past decade or so, hasn’t it? Even when she was using on the original Bev 9, she was never that horrible. Why couldn’t Silver move in with Mel? And speaking of Silver, I’m sorry, but Jessica Stroup looks frighteningly malnourished.

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  1. 1.   Maggie said  ( Wednesday, September 10, 2008 at 11:42 am )

    All I know is that if my parents took me bowling and then started making out in front of my friends, I would have run away screaming.

  2. 2.   GeekBoy said  ( Wednesday, September 10, 2008 at 11:54 am )

    I don’t think you understand, Maggie. It was FAMILY NIGHT!

    And part of family night is watching your parents kiss.

  3. 3.   Joanne said  ( Wednesday, September 10, 2008 at 12:49 pm )

    You’re right, Freakgirl, that Silver is skinny – her arms look like a stick person’s.

  4. 4.   Sandyjoys said  ( Wednesday, September 10, 2008 at 1:36 pm )

    Am I the only one that knew that as soon as the rich girl started bragging about going to vegas, daddy was going to ditch her so that he could cheat on her mom?

  5. 5.   Maggie said  ( Wednesday, September 10, 2008 at 2:34 pm )

    I predict a fast and downward spiral into “daddy doesn’t love me” cocaine use that leads to an act of irresponsibility so heinous that her baby half-sister almost drowns in the tub. Or something.

  6. 6.   Maggie said  ( Wednesday, September 10, 2008 at 2:35 pm )

    Geekboy, where I come from, Family Night means making sure there’s lots of wine on the table, overeating and someone stomping away in a huff.

  7. 7.   GeekBoy said  ( Wednesday, September 10, 2008 at 2:40 pm )

    Maggie, does your family night also involve everybody saying the phrase “family night” as many times as possible? If not, then I doubt the validity of your style of family night.

    Family night.

  8. 8.   Maggie said  ( Wednesday, September 10, 2008 at 5:13 pm )

    MY FAMILY LOVES ME.

  9. 9.   freakgirl said  ( Wednesday, September 10, 2008 at 5:14 pm )

    I predict a fast and downward spiral into “daddy doesn’t love me” cocaine use that leads to an act of irresponsibility so heinous that her baby half-sister almost drowns in the tub. Or something.

    That made me laugh out loud. I would love it if Silver came up with a repressed memory of that. And remember the time David lost her at the playground because he was on meth?

  10. 10.   Rain said  ( Thursday, September 11, 2008 at 2:33 am )

    I just can’t get over how old the curly haired chick with daddy issues looks. (What’s her name? Naomi?) I mean, I know there’s the whole running joke about how old the original cast looked, and the joke last week about Andrea’s daughter looking 30, but come on. This chick is supposed the 16?!

    Also, if she’s 16 she can’t be driving at night and without an adult in the car. Don’t these writers know anything?! GAH!

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