Kathy Griffin is going Straight To Hell! This Thursday at 9 on BRAVO, at least. I don’t know about you, but the bigger and richer her boyfriends get, and the bigger and crazier her weaves get, the more I love her. Word on the street is that there are gays in her fanbase, and in OUT this month she speaks to the chosen ones about what our hetero gal pals think about us:

1. We have a little crush on you. We can’t help it.
2. We secretly want you to help our straight boyfriends get in better shape.
3. We like three musicals– not all musicals.
4. Our pussies do not smell like fish. How would you even know?
5. Thanks for being our prom dates. Otherwise, we wouldn’t have gone.
6. Enough with the tweezed eyebrows. You can call it waxing all you want, but we know it’s tweezing.
7. Tom Cruise is not gay, but Richard Gere definitely had a gerbil up his butt. My cousin’s friend was the nurse that night, and she never lies.
8. If we were gay men, we’d be bears so that we could eat a goddamn carb.
9. Streisand for President, 2008.
10. We love you. We support you. We thank you.

ABC Family is doing a 13 Nights of Halloween series, starting on Friday, 10/19. I’ve never seen Corpse Bride, can you believe it? There’s also a werewolf movie starring Taylor Townsend from The OC that looks so bad, it might be good.

Dirty Jobs is celebrating its 150th dirty job! This two-hour 150th Extravaganza episode premieres Tuesday, October 23 from 9-11 PM (ET/PT) on Discovery Channel. A preview after the jump.

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It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia returns to FX tonight! This show is deliciously twisted and wrong. Plus – Danny DeVito.

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We watched the pilot episode of Chuck over the weekend. I have read it described as “the 40-Year-Old Virgin meets Alias,” which is pretty close. Chuck really isn’t a big geek, though. He seems mostly just unwilling to get into a relationship. He’s good-looking and women were practically throwing themselves at him in the episode we watched. Eh, whatever. His sidekick Morgan cracked me up completely; he reminds me of someone I know. Bottom line? I will definitely continue tuning in when the series launches.

Meerkat Manor starts another season on Friday, August 10th. Last year, the geekboy and I were addicted to this show. It is ADORABLE and strangely compelling. Watch some clips below!

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In TLC’s new series LA Ink, premiering Tuesday, August 7th at 10:00pm, the glass ceiling is shattered as three of the most respected female tattoo artists, along with one legendary male artist, come together to work at the newest and hottest tattoo shop in LA. Get a sneak preview after the jump.

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In honor of tonight’s premiere of all-new episodes of Anthony Bourdain’s No Reservations, we’re hosting a giveaway. Tell us your weirdest food experience in the comments, and you’ll be entered in a random drawing to win an Anthony Bourdain pintglass [US residents only]. Click on the photo to see a bigger version.