So — the True Blood Season 2 finale. Nuptials, death, dismemberment, romance, Yahtzee…and Jason saying, “I love the smell of nail polish in the morning!” He is a gem, people.

Thoughts:

• Who didn’t know that white bull was Sam from the get go? Still awesome, though.
• Oh, Eggs.
• Andy and Jason continue to entertain. Andy’s terse, “It’s DIET COKE WITH LIME!” at the end had me rolling.
• So, who took Bill? Looking to the books, I imagine this might be the storyline where we meet more evil vampires as well as the werewolf contingent.
• Jessica and Hoyt make me sad. Get back together!

This? Was awesome.

All in all, I thought it was a good wrap-up for the season. You?

YAHTZEE!

My thoughts on part one of the True Blood season finale after the jump.

• WTF WHERE DID THAT EGG COME FROM
• Attention, citizens of Bon Temps: Please Put Your Clothes Back On. I Can Take It No Longer.
• (Eric, please consider yourself exempt from that last request, thx)
• Jason + Andy = Comedy Gold!
• Oh, Carl. So long, and thanks for all the fruit.
• NO, NOT LAFAYETTE!
• I don’t quite get the thing about Maryann. Something about getting married and dying? Huh? I am very much looking forward to the end of this storyline.

What did you think? And here’s the preview for the season finale in two weeks. I think it’s called “The One With All The Wedding Dresses.”

Jason Stackhouse RULED this episode of True Blood. “I have come! It’s me…the…guy you’ve been waiting for!”

Cannot wait for next week to meet the Queen.

Sorry this week’s post on True Blood comes late. The Eric/Sookie/Bill triangle begins! Godric meets the sun! Hoyt stands up to Mother! The entire town is starting to [FINALLY] wonder why they keep blacking out and doing each other! Lafayette kicks some ass!

I have to say, I rarely get grossed out by things I see on television, but watching Maryann hack up that heart literally made me nauseous. Oh my gah.

Another excellent episode. Some favorite parts:

• Godric lamenting the brutality of vampires. He’s so emo.
• Jason telling Newlin he slept with his wife.
• Eric offering himself in exchange for Godric’s freedom.
• Eric’s racerbank tank top.
• Sookie fighting for her man.
• The unexpected sadness of Lorena being exiled.
• SUICIDE BOMBER HOLY SHIT!

And Jessica!!! OMG! She died a virgin, which means she stays a virgin. Which means every time she has sex with Hoyt, it’s the first time. Holy hell, I did NOT see that coming. Poor lamb.

Yeah, so, uh, THAT happened. This show is heading for a quite a f*cking finale, eh?

This week, on True Blood…

We’ve heard Bill talk about how long he’s had to work at holding back his bloodlust. And we get a taste, so to speak, in a 1920s-era flashback to a time when he and his maker Lorena brutally murdered a couple for their home.

In other news, Sookie has been taken hostage by the Fellowship of the Sun. Sam has been taken hostage by Maryann, and it turns out that his new girlfriend Daphne is THE PIG. Tara and Eggs make several horrible discoveries, the first being a murder scene and the second being another scary Maryann-fueled orgy. And Pam visits Lafayette and tells him to get back into the drug pushing business. Interesting.

Oh, and Hoyt and Jessica are adorable.

Ah, Eric, even in death, you are a selfish bastard. Never change.

So, this week on True Blood, we find out that Eric is trying to rescue his maker. That Jason got a hand job from the Reverend’s wife. That Sookie has a dress made of bandanas. That Tara is in a lot of trouble and really needs to start using her head instead of her vagina. That Daphne is doe-eyed, in more ways than one. That Maryann is raiding Gran’s closet. That Bill is about to get a surprise visitor. And that Hoyt likes comics.