Category: Survivor

Congratulations Sandra!

Tuesday, May 18, 2010 at 06:19am by Maggie

Sandra sole survived the crap out of Russell, JT was voted the dumbest player, Tyson looked crazed, Stephenie shamelessly self-promoted, Jerri learned and grew, Colby failed to experience adventure, Candice got married, Danielle was ridiculous, Cirie was beautiful, and holy crap, that Erik guy who looked like Leif Garrett got himself a new hairstyle! It was sad but nice to see a memoriam for Jenn Lyon from Palau’s season.

What did you guys think? I enjoyed watching Russell not win, even though I have to admit he played a great game.

GODDAMMIT REID!

Friday, May 14, 2010 at 05:43pm by Maggie

Rupert

Oh, Rupert.

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In Which Frillypants Uniboob Loses Her Shit (and Also Her Pants)

Friday, May 07, 2010 at 02:00pm by Maggie

Last night on Survivor we had ourselves a double eviction. Instead of reward, both challenges were for immunity. Not just that, but after the first challenge Jeff read everyone a clue to yet ANOTHER hidden immunity idol. Sandra found the idol and realized she wouldn’t be able to hide it on her person, so she hid it in another place in the jungle. Rupert did not find the idol, but he decided to act like he did. He didn’t say anything to anyone, but put a big rock in his pocket because he knew Russell would be looking at bulges in everyone’s pants. Ahem.

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Never Trust Women

Friday, April 23, 2010 at 04:34pm by Maggie

Really good editing last night! I was pretty much on the edge of my seat, wishing I could hit people over the head with my iron frying pan.

So, let’s just start with who gets voted out, shall we?

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From Villains to Victims or We Miss Rob

Friday, April 09, 2010 at 03:59pm by Maggie

Coach. Skeletal Remains. Sandra.

Eenie Meenie Miney Moe.

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Russell Wins Again

Friday, April 02, 2010 at 08:55am by Maggie

The Heroes finally won something! Colby stepped up and kicked some ass. They won both reward and immunity challenges, so the Villains went to Tribal Council. Even though Russell blindsided EVERYONE last week, leaving himself and Poverty with targets on their backs, he STILL managed to get everyone to vote Rob out. I can’t get over how people just follow him! He’s like the pied piper.

My Superman Sucks!

Thursday, March 25, 2010 at 03:16pm by Maggie

robwtf2

My day is upside down and backward, but last night’s show was way too good to skip. No time for a full recap, but Colby broke my heart taking the back seat! James was disappointed in his SUPERMAN! I had no idea James was a Colby fan – interesting! The real topic, though, is Rob and Russell. Rob started off good but then he went way overboard trying to make Russell think he was going home. Russell figured it out and pulled off a plan that got both him AND Poverty off the block, and Tyson…TYSON!…went home. Rob was PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSED! You all know I’m a Boston Rob fan ’til the end, but Russell was fantastic last night. There’s a lot you could say about Russell, but you can’t deny he is one clever cookie. And sometimes, even though you know it’s hooves and snouts, a person really CRAVES a hot dog. Don’t judge me.

Gee, I Wonder Who is Going to Lose Again This Time

Friday, March 12, 2010 at 11:28am by Maggie

crazy football

At the Heroes camp, Rupert and Amanda are pissed about JT’s flip to get rid of Cirie. At the Villains camp, almost everyone humours Coach and participates in some of his meditation exercises. Then Coach starts singing like an Orthodox priest and Sandra and Courtney start to laugh. Russell isn’t interested in any of that, so he uses his time to look for the idol…and he finds it! He declares that Rob is no longer running the show.

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