Category: Big Brother 9

Stay Classy, Pigs

Wednesday, April 28, 2010 at 10:52am by freakgirl

Drug dealer and wife beater — nice work, jackasses.

Pathetic

Wednesday, May 14, 2008 at 08:39am by freakgirl

Matt from Big Brother 9 will let you pay $50 to speak with him on the phone. Deluded much?

Thank God it’s Over

Monday, April 28, 2008 at 02:36am by Maggie

Now maybe I can get my soul back. We’re down to Adam and Ryan..who will win? The alleged racist, or the dude who got fired for referring to autistic children as retards? It really could go either way.

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Oh, Sweet Relief, It’s My Last Big Brother 9 Recap

Wednesday, April 23, 2008 at 08:06pm by freakgirl

Good evening and welcome to Big Brother! The last time we saw our houseguests, they were kicking off Part One of the Three-Part Final HOH Challenge. They got on boogie boards, grabbed a rope and settled in. Let’s see what happens…

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BB9 HOH Results

Wednesday, April 23, 2008 at 07:53am by freakgirl

To find out the winners of Parts 1 and 2 of the HOH competition, see the comments.

The Final Four Become The Final Three

Tuesday, April 22, 2008 at 09:29pm by freakgirl

It’s Eviction Night on Big Brother, even though it’s a Tuesday. Yay! The faster we get these people out of here and I get my life back, the better.

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The Pope Visits the Big Brother House

Sunday, April 20, 2008 at 09:13pm by freakgirl

The first forty minutes of Big Brother here in NY/NJ was news footage of the Pope at the airport. Seriously.

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This Little Piggie is a Big Pile of Steaming Bullshit, This Little Piggie Went Home

Wednesday, April 16, 2008 at 09:22pm by Maggie

Baller and Rye Bread, owners of the world’s dumbest nicknames ever, got drunk on their own power and decided to call a house meeting in order to destroy Natalie publicly. Seriously, these guys felt so cool about lowering the smack they didn’t realize that they would have been way more effective (okay, way more entertaining) if they had just shocked the house by going against the plan. Spoil my fun!

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