I couldn’t be happier.

Maggie is participating in a huge knitter’s fair this weekend. She’s super-busy, so I figured I’d open a post on her behalf. Talk about last night’s Big Brother in the comments, and cast your vote for the possible winner right here.

Remember that time I spent an entire summer having no personality and then finally showed some way too late? Yeah…

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“And then I lied, and then I lied some more, and then I lied some lying lies, and then I killed a dragonfly, and then I lies lies lies and even though I’m only 18, my boyfriend is 42, and then we’re all going to do some final two flips. You guys totally fell for that, didn’t you?” Read the rest of this entry »

And just like that, Jeff and Jordan’s reign of power comes to an end. Read the rest of this entry »

Yesterday’s show picks up during the HoH challenge. Jeff tells us that to him, watching someone fall down is the funniest thing ever, so he had a great time. Jordan fell so many times that I was just glad the poor girl is close to the ground to begin with. Ouch! Michele did her best, but when Natalie noticed that Kevin was in the lead, she pretty much gave up. Kevin was not impressed.

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Oh, what a feeling!

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This episode of Big Brother featured a giant ape sex toy rapping with Casey’s voice. After I checked to make sure that my dinner was NOT, in fact, laced with acid, I continued watching the show. Read the rest of this entry »