Yesterday we learned that crawans are to Ryan as crayons are to the rest of the planet. And that Simon has a thing for girls with crawan mustaches. And Paula looks funny with a crawan mustache. Oh, and there was a bunch of singing and stuff, too.

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This week’s idol supposedly had a shocking elimination, at least according to my Yahoo home page news blurb on Thursday. If by shocking they meant wholly appropriate and shrug-worthy, then spot on, Yahoo.

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Hey, all. I hope you don’t mind, but I’m going to make this one a combo post, to save time. Let me know if you strongly object to this mash-up, and I’ll let you know if I care.

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Since this is the kajillionth hour of American Idol this week, we’ll keep this short ‘n’ sweet.

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Well, for some reason (perhaps it’s smarter than I am?), my DVR decided not to record the actual group performances on Tuesday night. So, my recap today is based largely on the helpfully repetitious results show. I think the gist will be clear enough, and those of you who sat through the whole 2 hours Tuesday should feel free to bring up any specifics in the comments.

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And…here we go.

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Hi-ho. It’s the Greater Czarina again and for some crazy reason, I agreed to recap American Idol for the first time on Too Much Free Time. Yes, I’ve watched every. Single. Season. And yes, it’s getting increasingly self\flagellating to do so. So, I’m going to share the pain with all of you. You’re welcome.

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