I know we don’t really cover Grey’s here much, but last night’s season finale — HOLY MOLY. The episode was a definite homage (or ripoff, depending on how you look at it) to that definitive episode of ER where Carter and Lucy get stabbed, for sure. But it still managed to shock and stress me out completely. What did you think?

IT WAS AWESOME.

I spent all Sunday afternoon watching the first four episodes of Dexter Season 4 (premiering next week on Showtime).

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I have to admit that I was worried about Dexter being married with a kid, and still carrying along his “dark passenger.” I couldn’t see Dexter as a dad, not just because he’s a serial killer, but because he’s supposed to be so emotionally stunted. However, the writers are handling it well and there were some real laugh-out-loud moments in between the typical gore — that the difficulties of parenting are the same for everyone, even for cold-blooded killers. John Lithgow plays the Big Bad this season, and his performance so far is creepy beyond words. Don’t forget to tune in! The end of the fourth episode left me on the edge of the couch, shrieking at the television.

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So, what did we think? Briefly — the 90210 season opener was pretty good! — although I’m still disappointed that Silver appears to be just another fembot now. I dunno. I found Melrose a bit slow, but it was great to see all the familiar places and faces. We’ll see how this murder mystery storyline plays out.

I take back everything I’ve said about this 90210 reboot. The season finale was GLORIOUS.

Just to recap:

• Brenda in a Cleopatra costume
• Dead Jim Walsh Fakeout
• Mr. & Mrs. Wilson high on pot brownies
• Annie’s utterly fantastic and brutal meltdown
• Did I mention Brenda in a Cleopatra costume?
• Ethan and Silver? Say what?

The only thing this episode was missing was Lucille Bluth. Oh, and apparently Adrianna had a baby and Naomi’s sister slept with her stupid boyfriend.

So, it’s prom time at West Beverly High. Can I just ask, how many of you had a sophomore prom? I’ve never even heard of a sophomore prom. Why not just call it the Spring Dance like they did on classic 90210?

Anyhoo. Thoughts on this episode:

• Really glad that Silver is back. I was afraid the show had neutered her. Sad that she had to completely wreck Dixon in order to do it. Hasn’t the kid been through enough?
• Since when can kids get arrested for going to a party? Nice try, but this show will never spawn a “DONNA MARTIN GRADUATES,” so stop trying.
• Enjoyed that Eyebrows blamed Annie for her party geeting ruined, though.
• Shocker #1 — Naomi’s sister is a sociopath. I imagine next week she’ll leave her high and dry after having sex with her boyfriend.
• Shocker #2 — Professor Manwhore is a really bad judge of character.
• I laughed a little bit when Kelly Taylor was left standing alone on the red carpet. “I choose me.” YEAH YOU DID.

Seriously. I have nothing to say anymore. For a while there, the show got interesting, and now it’s veered off again into WTF territory. Not one decision from any of the characters on this show makes a lick of sense. And I know I say this every week, but Ryan “Hot for Teacher” Matthews makes me physically ill.

This week on 90210 – Silver goes to school with Ron Howard’s daughter, Naomi is a spoiled brat, Annie makes stupid faces, and Adriana & Navid make a big (i.e. stupid) decision. Also, Mr. Matthews is only in one scene for 20 seconds and still manages to be a creepy pervert.