So, what did we think? Briefly — the 90210 season opener was pretty good! — although I’m still disappointed that Silver appears to be just another fembot now. I dunno. I found Melrose a bit slow, but it was great to see all the familiar places and faces. We’ll see how this murder mystery storyline plays out.

I take back everything I’ve said about this 90210 reboot. The season finale was GLORIOUS. Read the rest of this entry »

So, it’s prom time at West Beverly High. Can I just ask, how many of you had a sophomore prom? I’ve never even heard of a sophomore prom. Why not just call it the Spring Dance like they did on classic 90210?

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Seriously. I have nothing to say anymore. For a while there, the show got interesting, and now it’s veered off again into WTF territory. Not one decision from any of the characters on this show makes a lick of sense. And I know I say this every week, but Ryan “Hot for Teacher” Matthews makes me physically ill.

This week on 90210 – Silver goes to school with Ron Howard’s daughter, Naomi is a spoiled brat, Annie makes stupid faces, and Adriana & Navid make a big (i.e. stupid) decision. Also, Mr. Matthews is only in one scene for 20 seconds and still manages to be a creepy pervert.

Does this picture have anything to do with the last episode? I hope so!

I was supposed to provide a place for TAR commentary Sunday night because Freakgirl is in New Orleans, probably drunk, most likely buying me a souvenir, but I FORGOT because until just this morning I was chanting “Dr. Pepper Dr. Pepper Dr. Pepper,” and I have no idea why. So SORRY! Comment away, and I’ll spend this time watching last night’s PRV’d episode of 90210, entitled “Between a sign of Dr. Pepper and a Hard Can of Dr. Pepper.”

I’m thirsty.

And Diablo Cody! The writer of Teenage Mommy Girl, as they call it in Japan! Read the rest of this entry »

This week on 90210, we’re reminded that Kelly is still a total bitch. Read the rest of this entry »